Archive for January, 2012
White House Slams Michelle Obama Lingerie Story
Recently news surfaced that the First Lady of the United States Michelle Obama had spent over $50,000 on lingerie in a fancy Agent Provocateur store in New York. Several British publications including the Dailymail claimed that last year, Obama along with The Queen of Qatar, Sheikha Mozah closed down Agent Provocateur’s boutique in Madison Avenue [...]
Day Care Worker Tapes Toddler To Mat
Parents of a toddler were outraged to learn that last October an employee at their day care had the insane idea of duck taping their child to the floor when the kid refused to sleep. According to the police report Alicia Lyons with the help of another caregiver at the the Mustard Seeds Daycare Centre [...]
Extinct Dracula Monkey Found Again
A monkey known as Miller’s Grizzled Langur which many believed had vanished from the face of the earth in 2004 has been rediscovered by a handful of Canadian scientists who were leading an expedition in the Indonesian forest. The group of researchers which was being lead by Brent Loken, from Simon Fraser University Canada originally [...]
Allen West ‘Liberals, Get the Hell Out Of The U.S.’
Florida U.S. Representative Allen West makes headlines like no other politician from the Sunshine State since Alan Grayson lost his reelection bid in 2010. West a darling for right wingers and a target for the left has cultivated a penchant for making controversial statements since joining congress in 2011. The veteran was a guest speaker [...]
Stacey Irvine Chicken Nugget Diet Lands Her At The Hospital
Talk about being a creature of habit. A 17-year-old girl in the UK has fallen ill after spending 15 years of her young life eating nothing but McDonald’s chicken nuggets. Stacey Irvine was two years old when her mother Evonne Irvine, 39, made the horrible mistake of taking her to the her local McDonald’s in [...]
Deen Castronovo Arrested
Deen Castronovo who played for the band Journey has been arrested for allegedly hitting his girlfriend. On January 20th, 2012 police officers were called to the rocker’s home in Oregon where a lady friend claimed that she was assaulted. People with knowledge of the story revealed to TMZ that Castronovo was in a heated argument [...]
$1,800 Puppy Stolen, Police Looking For Dog Thief
Police in Georgia are looking for an African-American man who entered a Petland pet store located in Dunwoody, Atlanta where he asked an employee to see an expensive dog that he eventually stole. According to the store’s owner, Geoff Campbell, the individual stated that he wanted to purchase a $1,800 Maltese puppy for his girlfriend [...]
